Friday, September 17, 2010

Paris, Acid, Lindsay Lohan, and other ramblings....

Oh to be the lip gloss in Paris Hilton's purse.  The things that lip gloss could tell us.  There is seriously a party going on in her purse daily.  What I love the most, is that it's never her fault.  I mean what, does she think it will ruin her pristine reputation? Maybe she thinks we can handle firecrotch shots and her line of boyfriends, but drugs would just be taking it a bit too far. I'll have to ask her the next time I run into her in lockup. You have to admit, it's kind of funny that due to her vanity, coke fell out of her bag and she got herself busted. You can't make this stuff up.  I wonder if the deputy said....that's hot?!

Did any of you catch acid girl up in Washington State?  I am fascinated that someone would deface themselves with acid for attention.  I really can't even wrap my mind around it. I hope she gets some help cause it's obvious she really needs it.

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay....  I don't even know what to say. I hope it's not true and she didn't fail the drug test.  She is clearly an addict; an attention addict and a drug addict (don't even get me started on alcohol).  At some point in time, you have to grow up and stop blaming your parents for your antics. No one forced her to put drugs or alcohol into her mouth. That was a choice she alone made.  I really hope she gets help before she injures someone else in the madness that is her life. There is really not a conspiracy against you Lindsay. We, the public, are scared that we will be next on your hit and run list.  You're nothing without your big bad car.

Is it wrong that I could totally see Britney Spears parading around naked in front of her body guard?  I kind of miss crazy Britney.  I know mental illness isn't funny, but as soon as she cut her hair off and went into conservatorship, the economy tanked.  I'm just sayin....

Don't you wish you could pull an Adam Lambert or Russell Brand at family gatherings. I mean really, those pictures are always unflattering. The lighting sucks and they never catch your good side. Don't you wish you could just deck Aunt Tracy for following you around with a camera?  Here, this works for my nephew, USE YOUR WORDS.  You are celebrities and don't get to have a life so get over it.  You can't just go around punching people whether they deserve it or not. This is not even in the fine print of your contract you signed with the devil.  It's in the first paragraph.  It says clearly, "In exchange for giving you fame and fortune, yada mumbo jumbo, you must give up all your privacy, do at least one stint in rehab,  get arrested at least twice, and then burn in hell for all eternity". 

On a more serious note. I sometimes wonder why a lot of these younger celebs can't seem to make it through the day without pills or alcohol.  It makes you wonder how empty their lives are that they need to fill themselves up with illegal substances in order to make it through.  It's sad really.

Well, I have to go now.  I have to go pour acid on myself and blame a white person.  I'll try to get back to you after my interview on Today.....

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Fresh Facial Products

So, I was in Vegas a year ago.  We had a wonderful dinner and too much wine.  One of the few things open was a Fresh retail store.  By the time we picked a few things out and went to the register, my eyes were popping out and I was completely sober.  Seriously, nothing sobers you quicker than sticker shock.  The look on my husband's face; priceless.  But, since I am his Princess, he saved face and bought them anyway.  Unlike Paris Hilton, I left Vegas with a smile on my face, no mugshot, and a beautiful complexion. What?  You don't think she broke out after that?

While the products were pricier than I was used to, I liked every single one of them but one and my face has thanked me.  Fresh uses natural ingredients like sugar, milk, soy, and rice.

First the Sugar Lip Treatment.

It is yummy and feels so silky on my lips.  It has SPF 15. Since I just started weight watchers, and it contains sugar, I'm really not sure if licking it costs me points.  How about we keep this between you and me. The price on this one is a bit harsh but nothing I have ever used has felt so good on my lips.  The texture and taste win hands down.


Soy Face Cleanser

My skin is really sensitive. I had a bad glycolic facial treatment and it burned my skin.  I had such a perfect complexion before that. People would stop me on the street and ask me what I used.  Since then, I have to be really carefully to use natural ingredients or my skin burns.   Isn't it amazing how much memory our skin has to traumatic events?

I love this cleanser. It smells like cucumber and it gets my face really clean with minimal effort. I can't say enough about this product.  If you're going to try anything, try this one.  It is definitely part of my daily cleansing ritual.

Sugar Face Polish

This is kind of an odd product. It smells awesome. It does have sugary texture.You don't need much of it. I dampen my face a little bit and then smooth it on. You don't play with the application.  Let it sit for 5 minutes or so and wash it off. It almost feel like a layer of wax protectant is left on my skin.  It feels and looks wonderful.  All dead skin is removed and you feel refreshed.

Soy Face Cream

This was the only one I didn't like and it has nothing to do with the effectiveness of the product. My nose is sensitive too, and I just don't like how it smells.  It's a moisturizing cream. I did notice that my bottle looks different from the one they have on their site now. So, maybe they changed the formula a bit.  I'm definitely willing to try the product again since I love all the other ones I have tried.

If you're willing to splurge a little to have beautiful skin, these are great products. Considering how long they have lasted me, I would say that it was worth the price.  Let me know if you have tried any of these and what you think.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Welcome to my site!

Pretty much anything goes. There will be gossip, commentary, product reviews, music reviews, opinions, giveaways, and lots of humor. 

I hope there is something for everyone!

My goal is to mix current events with informative reviews.  Stay tuned! I will have some exciting product reviews coming up!